Get off the bleeding computer, will ya?
This is how your computer room should look during this festive season. Don't ya have a telly to watch, a turkey to butcher, stuffing to put up its arse, dumplings to stuff with mushrooms and cabbage (if you are Polish), old friends to meet, old flames to avoid, sweets to finish off your burnt out fillings, crappy Christmas crackers to pull, shopping to do (unfortunately)?
Go get your arse off the chair and away from the screen - do something useful for a change. Like me - writing this blog!!!!!!