Get your knickers off the line Missus!

Desperate Measures
Ever hear of the man who tried to eat his underwear to beat a breathalyzer test??? Well funnily enough, it's true. But David Zurfluh is not the only one in the world obsessed with the extra-magical composition of our most precious under-garments.

Sinful business
Poland and possibly Eastern Europe's leading English language blogger The Beatroot noted in January last about how the former vestment makers for Pope John Paul II had turned their business into a lucrative sexy lingerie spinner.

Getting your knickers in twist
Well it seems that even hanging out your underwear on a balcony is now an offence in one part of Poland (I'll have to ask my students the name of the district cause I've forgotten) which has has decided enough is enough - there are too many men walking around with boners, as the summer breeze dries the freshly washed lingerie to a satisfactory level for slipping into and driving hormones even crazier on what secret lies underneath the bright, light and already revealing over-garment.

Some months back the council in the beautiful south-west Poland city of Wroclaw considered banning men from wearing kilts as there were just too many Willies being expeosed in the midst of their beer binges.

What is it with humans and underwear - or on the other other hand, drunk stag party revellers flashing on the street! Sure as hell beats me.